knxbodi:
rabioheab:
[WINNIE THE POOH VOICE] there’s a reason that ‘pooh’ is ‘hoop’ backwards *turns around and slam dunks basketball straight through the hoop*
[PIGLET VOICE] damn my nigga
(via holdingupyourbackupplan)
theanti90smovement:
idonotknoworcare:
theanti90smovement:
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
(via holdingupyourbackupplan)
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police:
THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
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me:
not with that attitude
sluttyoliveoil:
imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they all got silent and looked at you like they were just talking about you
(via holdingupyourbackupplan)
deluminator:
my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
(via holdingupyourbackupplan)
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